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theinternetghostshavetakenover:
whoa
what omg
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
I read it out loud, stressing each word
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miaw! (6)
Actually not true at all it completely depends on what kind of stuff that she is into. She may want to keep it sweet and soft all the time because that’s her style. So let’s not generalise.
(Source: lustfulkitty, via fuck-insanity)
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
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